Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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