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I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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