i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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