The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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