so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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