I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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