Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You are a genius and a whore.
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