I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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