is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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