kristin has been a bad kristin
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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