apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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