We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
