is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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