we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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