awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have feelings that need drinking.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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