I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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