The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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