READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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