She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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