Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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