all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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