Where are you?
In a non slutty way
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
