perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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