It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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