singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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