They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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