what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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