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I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
