STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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