what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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