Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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