put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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