WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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