We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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