He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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