So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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