Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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