I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There r osticjed everywhere
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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