he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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