bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
dude. I can hear the air.
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