so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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