absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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