You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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