ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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