yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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