She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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