I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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