Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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