Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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