Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
