Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I touched a dick in church today
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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