jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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