Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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