On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It's rum buckets o'clock
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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