why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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